gore
:lol:
albert_herbert_hawkins
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albert_herbert_hawkins
[quote=Herbert Kitchener]Gadzooks!, what spirit, sir! Hawkins of Honkers out there keeping old blightly alive with the locals (just careful about how friendly, wouldn’t want to old memsahib, getting too concerned, what!). You are just what my colleagues and I are seeking in our local agent for the newly be reformed East India Company – a gentleman in deed as well as word! Respect to you old bean.Would you consider being part of a return to traditional of god, queen and empire as our Honkers poo-bah, with specific responsibility for cultural interfacing and tupperware? Comes with accommodation, maid service and 25% off subscription to the Oldie and housekeeping today?[/quote]You have to be a regular on a wind up, either that or just a newbie who's a full weight cunt.
Herbert_Kitchener
[quote=albert herbert hawkins][quote=Herbert Kitchener]Gadzooks!, what spirit, sir! Hawkins of Honkers out there keeping old blightly alive with the locals (just careful about how friendly, wouldn’t want to old memsahib, getting too concerned, what!). You are just what my colleagues and I are seeking in our local agent for the newly be reformed East India Company – a gentleman in deed as well as word! Respect to you old bean.Would you consider being part of a return to traditional of god, queen and empire as our Honkers poo-bah, with specific responsibility for cultural interfacing and tupperware? Comes with accommodation, maid service and 25% off subscription to the Oldie and housekeeping today?[/quote]You have to be a regular on a wind up, either that or just a newbie who's a full weight cunt.[/quote]Thats hardly a resounding expression of interest, old boy. Do you have any people we may know who will provide a recommendation? Anyone you were at Harrow with or the jacobs cracker appreciation society?
Loose_Lips
Do I check IP's?
Loose_Lips
I really want to.
Loose_Lips
Oh go on just a little peak....
Loose_Lips
Ha ha ha!!
Toronto_Ted
IP : Bored of Dubai :D
king_of_the_slums
Not me old boy, logged on at same time as AK, I've got enough on my plate trying to be Massimo :D
albert_herbert_hawkins
[quote=Herbert Kitchener][quote=albert herbert hawkins][quote=Herbert Kitchener]Gadzooks!, what spirit, sir! Hawkins of Honkers out there keeping old blightly alive with the locals (just careful about how friendly, wouldn’t want to old memsahib, getting too concerned, what!). You are just what my colleagues and I are seeking in our local agent for the newly be reformed East India Company – a gentleman in deed as well as word! Respect to you old bean.Would you consider being part of a return to traditional of god, queen and empire as our Honkers poo-bah, with specific responsibility for cultural interfacing and tupperware? Comes with accommodation, maid service and 25% off subscription to the Oldie and housekeeping today?[/quote]You have to be a regular on a wind up, either that or just a newbie who's a full weight cunt.[/quote]Thats hardly a resounding expression of interest, old boy. Do you have any people we may know who will provide a recommendation? Anyone you were at Harrow with or the jacobs cracker appreciation society?[/quote]I attended the local comp' before fleeing ahead of expulsion, this before being convicted under the provention of terrorism act and doing attendance centre whilst going to building college. If there was a silver spoon in our house I must have missed it. But yes everybody in HK is a posh cunt drinking pims and torturing the locals. The fact is the richest people in town are Chinese, reputedly the richest man in Asia is Li Ka Shing but let's not let factuality get in the way of a shit bit of caricature eh.
Massimo_Cellino
Don't believe a word that twat says
king_of_the_slums
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Loose_Lips
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king_of_the_slums
Now the person I think it is would have spelled au fait correctly :D
Loose_Lips
Maybe it's misdirection?
albert_herbert_hawkins
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Herbert_Kitchener
[quote=albert herbert hawkins][quote=Herbert Kitchener][quote=albert herbert hawkins]I attended the local comp' before fleeing ahead of expulsion, this before being convicted under the provention of terrorism act and doing attendance centre whilst going to building college. If there was a silver spoon in our house I must have missed it. But yes everybody in HK is a posh cunt drinking pims and torturing the locals. The fact is the richest people in town are Chinese, reputedly the richest man in Asia is Li Ka Shing but let's not let factuality get in the way of a shit bit of caricature eh.[/quote]No problemo, totally offay with the need to do a man of the people a la Tony Benn. Cultural empathy in action, sir - you're a natural.[/quote]Wedgy though an intellectual was hardly a man of the people. I do not consider myself a man of the people, I'm sure as shit not posh though. HK is where I live currently, I have also lived in Tokyo and used to weekend in Milan whilst living in London. Most of my time in London - 20 years _ I spent living in the east end which wasnt so hip in the late eighties. I was born in Dewsbury and from the age of 1 until 10 grew up on reclaimed colliery land in Bulwell Nottingham. All this shit about what you do or where you are defines who you are is wank. I have known miners and peers who where fine people and loads in between. I have also known many of all classes that were utter cunts. There are plenty of popped collar rugger buggers out here but there's plenty of well adjusted people as well. There is also of course the locals who the only people I've seen bargain harder are the Bedouin. I like it here, I like the people and the international shit. I hope the locals get a result, they deserve one.[/quote]Good lord, a polymath! How marvelous, seems you’re multicultural as well – Nottingham!! If you can deal with that kind of adversity, you’re the man for us!! Lets all retake Honkers for queen and country, collar up, they’ll love it!! I will have a few bright shiny baubles sent over so you can wow the coolies with sophistication (just practice getting the union jack up the right way round, there’s a good chap). And before long you’ll even know the names of some of your best friends. God save the queen!!!
Harvest
So...any idea where Foxy is?