Jon The wife’s just cut my hair. The old clippers had a 3 guard that was 10mm. Turns out the new clippers have a 3 guard that’s 4.5mm. Go on, ask me when she realised.
cordshoes Jon blimey. I was looking at the weather for a place further down (Virginia) and it stated -16 at night for this weekend so what temperatures are you getting?
Jon cordshoes Pretty close to that. Where my daughter lives in Minnesota they’re anticipating -30 with a high of -23 tomorrow.
Placid CharlieG ......overrun by ICE, then? Terrible. Go stand in a corner and think about what you've done.
CharlieG Placid think about what you've done. I've made one of the funniest jokes this year. Probably the best and funniest EVER!
otis Lad has text my mates to confirm if I'm dead. Crowd in tenerife have heard that I have just passed so text the lad. Talk about Chinese whispers